Travis Vocino Experiments in Art, Science & Technology.

I had an amazing idea for the best web 8.0 application to hit the internet streets. The concept is simple: dress your girlfriend.

It’s quite literally the best thing that hasn’t happened to the internet since VR goggles.

Picture This

You’re sitting at home and your girlfriend is planning on coming over later. You two are cool internet kids so you’re on aim chatting about the night. Your girlfriend asks what she should wear (or, you just tell her).

Now comes the hard part. You want her to wear something sexy — those cute little panties, the high heels, maybe a whole outfit.

The Problem

The problem is when you have a cute girlfriend, she has a lot of cute little clothes. It’s hard to keep track! You want to make just the right decision here. A bad call could cost you the entire night of hotness. This is absolutely crucial.

Can you run through your mind and picture all of those various articles of clothing require to create a sufficiently sexy ensemble? I doubt it.

You could, of course, leave it up to her, but where is the fun in that? Trust me, she wants to be dressed up.

Solution

The solution is simple. We solve our problem just like we solve every issue facing the world: a web application that accomplishes one tiny task but requires an entirely new set of account credentials.

With my new Dress Your Girlfriend app you first lay out your girlfriend’s articles of clothing on the bed or floor (we’re looking for a solid-color backdrop here). Alternatively, you could have her put each piece on and then take a photo of that. Either way, the goal here is creating a database of what she owns.

During this process we can tag pieces based on some necessary criteria. Such as grouping all the outfits from Trashy, Fredericks of Hollywood or Agent Provocateur. You might also want to add tags for special outfits such as French Maid, School Girl or Dangerous Spy Girl.

Now when you have a new “date” night, you can log in and drag over the parts necessary to create an outfit or perhaps pick a full outfit — which would have each individual part automatically associated. Your girlfriend (or boyfriend, I suppose) can log in or be given a generated link much like rubyurl and check out what you’ve worked so hard on.

She’ll be so turned on by your efforts that she will pounce at the door in her little cute outfit that you picked out.

Best Idea Evvvaaarrrr

I realize that this is the best idea ever for anything on the internet. That’s why I’m opening it up to be developed by anyone as long as you give me credit, a link and $2.9 million dollars.