When you care enough to be ironic, send the very best. Nothing says “I love you” like the time and effort it takes to type your email address in a web form and hit submit. If you’re really in love, try actually copying the image into a new email message manually.
God damn, that’s love.
SomeEcards.com
First on the list in the classic in ecard irony, someecards.com. Ah yes, a longtime favorite of lazy lovers across these internets.
Science eCards
These things are spreading faster than lolcats. They’re Valentine’s Day ecards for the scientifically minded Darwinist inherent in all great loves.
Cute. What special girl or guy wouldn’t love you just a bacterium more after seeing Charlie’s stylish beard and bald head combo?
23 Responses to “Valentine’s Cards that Don’t Suck”rss
williamryall, on February 22nd, 2008, said:
Happy holidays to you too. and a belated Christmas wishes..
Angie, on February 25th, 2008, said:
Holy cow. This made me stop and try to remember the last time I actually used a postage stamp for correspondence. :)
Don@AffiliatePrograms, on March 1st, 2008, said:
ROFLMAO, I love the first one but I doubt a dump truck full of Lady Godiva chocolate would convince my wife! LOL
Ginger, on March 3rd, 2008, said:
Wow. Just wow. I’m not sure what I’d do if a man bought me one of these cards. I’d either want to smack him or marry him, maybe both.
Flimjo, on March 13th, 2008, said:
The Darwin one is hilarious!
Georgie, on March 13th, 2008, said:
Very amusing! Loving the Darwin one, especially being a Psychology student, brilliant!
Steve, on March 13th, 2008, said:
Is the chocolate the pre-cursor or the outcome? Yuk.
becky, on March 18th, 2008, said:
hah.. funny. i don’t even want to think about that first one. yikes.
LiveCrunch, on March 21st, 2008, said:
How come you haven’t wrote anything since this post? Did you fall in love or something :)
Steve, on March 23rd, 2008, said:
If I’m lucky I might do before next Valentines day!
Futon-Matt, on March 28th, 2008, said:
Yeah, your posting schedule seems to have faltered.
dude, on April 2nd, 2008, said:
Wonderful! I love that SomeEcards.com site.
Their postcards are just crazy. I’ve sent the first one to my girlfriend ))))
luz, on April 13th, 2008, said:
I like the science e-card. If i were the girl to receive that, i would really be thankful because it is cute.:)
Mark Albright, on April 15th, 2008, said:
I have several conservative friends to whom I’d like to send the “Darwin card” ;-)
becky, on April 22nd, 2008, said:
This “living in fear” shit is getting old.
Steve Elliott, on April 23rd, 2008, said:
Is that another reference to the card Becky?
Asia'h Epperson, on April 29th, 2008, said:
Very nice selection. Thanks.
Goran Website, on May 1st, 2008, said:
Just showed the wife the first ecard and she said oi yoy yoy. Well I would not even think it, unless I wanted to sleep on the couch.
Steve, on May 4th, 2008, said:
I cannot believe that I am still getting e-mails that more posts have occured on this thread, some 2 and a half months after valentines day.
A chocolate treat is more appropriate for Easter?
Rani, on May 24th, 2008, said:
lol nice cards:)
Eva White, on June 19th, 2008, said:
I like the Darvin card better. I feel cards should be sent on Valentine’s day.
Unique gift newborn, on June 25th, 2008, said:
Unique gift newborn…
Which is better. A constant showering of gifts to say sorry, or someone that’s dependable and stable?…
Vertigo Guy, on August 11th, 2008, said:
Pure awesomeness. The first one made me rofl.
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